Coffee. Tea. Water. Emotional support beverage. Whatever gets you through the day.

The DRINK YOUR F*CKS Collection brings THE F*CK BUDGET to the beverages that accompany us while we’re deciding what deserves our energy, and what absolutely does not.

Choose from our 325 ml ceramic mug or premium 1 litre stainless-steel water bottle, then choose your favourite F*CK BUDGET design.

Choose your design:

• Current F*ck Buck Balance: $0.00 – Please Try Again Never
• No F*ck Bucks Were Allocated to This Situation
• I’m Not Ignoring You. I’m Just Fully Funded Elsewhere
• Emotionally Overdrawn. Card Declined.
• I’ve Reviewed Your Request. Not Funded.
• I Used to People Please. Now People Can Please Themselves.
• Lower Your Standards. Raise Your Boundaries. Spend Your F*cks Wisely.
• Your Opinion Has Exceeded My Emotional Budget. Transaction Declined.

THE F*CK BUDGET Mug

A durable 325 ml ceramic mug with your choice of F*CK BUDGET artwork. Microwave and dishwasher safe, with vivid printing designed to last.

We’re keeping the colour selection curated rather than making you choose between ten mugs before you’ve even had your coffee.

THE F*CK BUDGET 1L Bottle

Made from stainless steel with double-wall construction, the premium 1 litre bottle helps keep drinks hot or cold for longer. It features a screw-on lid with sipper, carry handle and rubber grip.

Bottle colours: Navy · Black · Olive
Capacity: 1 litre
Material: Stainless steel
Care: Hand wash only

Pick your drink. Pick your design. Spend your f*cks wisely.