The F*ck Budget hoodie colour options on a white background.

THE F*CK BUDGET Classic Hoodie

S / Black / Current F*ck Buck Balance: $0.00 – Please Try Again Never
$69.95
Sale price  $69.95 Regular price 
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The F*ck Budget hoodie colour options on a white background.

THE F*CK BUDGET Classic Hoodie

$69.95
Sale price  $69.95 Regular price 
Size
Colour
Back Design

For the days when you've got zero F*ck Bucks left, but it's cold outside.

The THE F*CK BUDGET Classic Hoodie is a cosy, mid-weight pullover made from soft anti-pill fleece, with our signature F*CK BUCKS emblem on the front and your choice of one of eight F*CK BUDGET designs on the back.

Choose the statement that best represents the current state of your emotional bank account.

Choose your Back Design:

  • Current F*ck Buck Balance: $0.00 – Please Try Again Never
  • No F*ck Bucks Were Allocated to This Situation
  • I’m Not Ignoring You. I’m Just Fully Funded Elsewhere
  • Emotionally Overdrawn. Card Declined.
  • I’ve Reviewed Your Request. Not Funded.
  • I Used to People Please. Now People Can Please Themselves.
  • Lower Your Standards. Raise Your Boundaries. Spend Your F*cks Wisely.
  • Your Opinion Has Exceeded My Emotional Budget. Transaction Declined.

Available colours: Black · White
Available sizes: S · M · L · XL · 2XL

Hoodie details:

290 gsm mid-weight fabric
80% cotton / 20% polyester anti-pill fleece
Regular fit
Pullover hood
Raglan sleeves
Tonal drawcord
Kangaroo pocket
Preshrunk to help minimise shrinkage
Direct-to-garment printing

Front: Signature FCK BUCKS emblem
Back: Your choice of eight F
CK BUDGET designs

Warm, comfortable and particularly useful when you've decided other people's nonsense no longer deserves access to your emotional budget.

Spend your f*cks wisely. Wear them warmly. ❤️

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