THE F*CK BUDGET Classic Hoodie
For the days when you've got zero F*ck Bucks left, but it's cold outside.
The THE F*CK BUDGET Classic Hoodie is a cosy, mid-weight pullover made from soft anti-pill fleece, with our signature F*CK BUCKS emblem on the front and your choice of one of eight F*CK BUDGET designs on the back.
Choose the statement that best represents the current state of your emotional bank account.
Choose your Back Design:
- Current F*ck Buck Balance: $0.00 – Please Try Again Never
- No F*ck Bucks Were Allocated to This Situation
- I’m Not Ignoring You. I’m Just Fully Funded Elsewhere
- Emotionally Overdrawn. Card Declined.
- I’ve Reviewed Your Request. Not Funded.
- I Used to People Please. Now People Can Please Themselves.
- Lower Your Standards. Raise Your Boundaries. Spend Your F*cks Wisely.
- Your Opinion Has Exceeded My Emotional Budget. Transaction Declined.
Available colours: Black · White
Available sizes: S · M · L · XL · 2XL
Hoodie details:
290 gsm mid-weight fabric
80% cotton / 20% polyester anti-pill fleece
Regular fit
Pullover hood
Raglan sleeves
Tonal drawcord
Kangaroo pocket
Preshrunk to help minimise shrinkage
Direct-to-garment printing
Front: Signature FCK BUCKS emblem
Back: Your choice of eight FCK BUDGET designs
Warm, comfortable and particularly useful when you've decided other people's nonsense no longer deserves access to your emotional budget.
Spend your f*cks wisely. Wear them warmly. ❤️