Some days you're productive. Some days opening the laptop feels like you've already exceeded your emotional budget.

The DESK F*CKS Collection brings a little FCK BUDGET energy to your workspace, starting with our custom mouse pad featuring **your choice of FCK BUDGET design**.

Made with a smooth matte fabric surface and rubber anti-slip base, it gives your mouse somewhere comfortable to glide while you decide which emails actually deserve a response.

Choose your design:

• Current F*ck Buck Balance: $0.00 – Please Try Again Never
• No F*ck Bucks Were Allocated to This Situation
• I’m Not Ignoring You. I’m Just Fully Funded Elsewhere
• Emotionally Overdrawn. Card Declined.
• I’ve Reviewed Your Request. Not Funded.
• I Used to People Please. Now People Can Please Themselves.
• Lower Your Standards. Raise Your Boundaries. Spend Your F*cks Wisely.
• Your Opinion Has Exceeded My Emotional Budget. Transaction Declined.

The mouse pad is printed edge-to-edge on a white base, with vibrant dye-sublimation printing designed to last.

Size: approximately 19.7 × 23.5 cm
Surface: Smooth matte fabric
Base: Anti-slip rubber
Printing: Edge-to-edge, full colour

For the home office, work desk, study or anywhere else you're expected to behave professionally while quietly thinking, I've reviewed your request. Not funded.

Same thoughts. Different desk. Spend your f*cks wisely.