THE F*CK BUDGET Mouse Pad

For all those emails, meetings and requests that really should have come with an emotional processing fee.

The THE F*CK BUDGET Mouse Pad brings your chosen F*CK BUDGET statement right onto your desk. Pick the design that most accurately reflects your current emotional account balance and give your mouse somewhere to glide while you decide whether that email actually deserves a reply.

Choose your design:

• Current F*ck Buck Balance: $0.00 – Please Try Again Never
• No F*ck Bucks Were Allocated to This Situation
• I’m Not Ignoring You. I’m Just Fully Funded Elsewhere
• Emotionally Overdrawn. Card Declined.
• I’ve Reviewed Your Request. Not Funded.
• I Used to People Please. Now People Can Please Themselves.
• Lower Your Standards. Raise Your Boundaries. Spend Your F*cks Wisely.
• Your Opinion Has Exceeded My Emotional Budget. Transaction Declined.

Product details:

• Smooth matte fabric surface
• Rubber anti-slip base
• Approximately 19.7 × 23.5 cm
• Edge-to-edge printing
• Dye-sublimation printing for vibrant, permanent colour
• Printed on a white base
• Designed for smooth mouse movement
• Choice of 8 F*CK BUDGET designs

Perfect for the home office, work desk or anywhere you routinely receive requests that have absolutely not been approved for funding.

Same workload. Better boundaries. Spend your f*cks wisely.

THE F*CK BUDGET by Erica Marlowe

For pricing, I’d put this one at $24.95 AUD.